"People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it."

"Progress might have been all right once, but it went on too long."

"A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold."

"When there are monsters there are miracles."

"People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they don't want it."

"Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny -Did you ever try buying them without money?"

"The man who willeth to do well... we should extol his virtues and speak not of his faults behind his back."

"The secret of happiness in not in what one likes to do, but in what one has to do."

"Wife: a former sweetheart."

"There are some things you learn best in calm, and some in storm."

"If a man will begin with certainties, he shall end in doubts; but if he will be content to begin with doubts he shall end in certainties."

"The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government is to live under the government of worse men."