"Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, And that's what parents were created for."

"The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let others say his heart is big, I think it stupid of the Pig."

"A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold."

"Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long."

"He without benefit of scruples His fun and money soon quadruples."

"Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them."

"To be turned from one's course by men's opinions, by blame, and by misrepresentation shows a man unfit to hold an office."

"We ought not to judge of men's merits by their qualifications, but by the use they make of them."

"This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples; no need for complicated philosophy. Our own brain, our own heart is our temple; the philosophy is kindness."

"Character is what you are in the dark."

"In the absences of a decent time machine, fiction remains the most sturdy vehicle for visiting other eras."

"Whoso sheddeth man's blood, by man shall his blood be shed."