"The secret of eternal youth is arrested development."

"I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches."

"He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle."

"If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me."

"I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches."

"He appears to have been weened on a pickle."

"The lesson which life repeats and constantly enforces is 'look under foot.' You are always nearer the divine and the true sources of your power than you think."

"The best rules to form a young man, are, to talk little, to hear much, to reflect alone upon what has passed in company, to distrust one's own opinions, and value others that deserve it."

"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not."

"These days an income is something you can't live without--or within."

"A man is not idle because he is absorbed in thought. There is visible labour and there is invisible labour."

"Reason can never be popular. Passions and feelings may become popular, but reason will always remain the sole property of a few eminent individuals."