"If you are not a liberal at twenty, you have no heart. If you are not a conservative at forty, you have no brain."

"It is really asking too much of a woman to expect her to bring up her husband and her children too."

"The fear of suffering is worse than the suffering itself."

"I don't like it and I'm sorry I ever had anything to do with it."

"Oh, come on. If you can't laugh at the walking dead, who can you laugh at?"

"Magic is the sole science not accepted by scientists, because they can't understand it."

"Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the president."

"O would some power the giftie gie us to see ourselves as others see us. (O would some power the gift to give us to see ourselves as others see us.)"

"Human Beings are just good enough to make democracy possible...just bad enough to make it neccessary."

"I find that when I do not think of myself I do not think at all."

"If at first you don't succeed, why go on and make a fool of yourself?"

"If you must tell me your opinions, tell me what you believe in. I have plenty of doubts of my own."