"If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit suprised."

"His voice was a intimate as the rustle of sheets."

"Famous actress bragging about her husband: Look at him, isn't he beautiful I have kept him for seven years now' Dorothy Parker: Don't Worry--he'll come back in style'"

"The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant--and let the air out of the tires."

"By whom?"

"The only 'ism' hollywood believes in is plagiarism."

"Man shall not live by bread alone."

"When I was in England I experimented with marijuana a time or two, I didn't like it, I didn't inhale it, and never tried it again."

"'I wish life was not so short,' he thought. 'Languages take such a time, and so do all the things one wants to know about.'"

"I will not add another word."

"Just being honest is not enough. The essential ingredient is executive integrity."

"Character is much easier kept than recovered."