"It is no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase 'As pretty as an Airport' appear."

"A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."

"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which."

"There is an art, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

"Today must be a Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays."

"The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred character attributes of New Yorkers, common sense snuck in at number 79."

"If you wanna make the world a better place, take a look at yourself, then make that change."

"The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear. And the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown."

"The bow cannot always stand bent, nor can human frailty subsist without some lawful recreation."

"Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had never met defeat he would never have known any great victory."

"Poor and content is rich, and rich enough; but riches fineless is as poor as winter to him that ever that ever fears he shall be poor."

"Truth is subject to too much analysis."