"The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around."

"The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever."

"I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there."

"Isn't it nice that people who prefer Los Angles to San Francisco live there?"

"The trouble with Oakland is that when you get there, it's there."

"All American cars are basically Chevrolets."

"All the powers in the universe are already ours. It is we who have put our hands before our eyes and cry that it is dark."

"You believe that there is one God. Good! Even the demons believe that - and shudder."

"Computers force us into creating with our minds and prevent us from making things with our hands. They dull the skills we use in everyday life."

"A happy life consists in tranquility of mind."

"Love is the fulfilling of the law."

"We hate the very idea that our own ideas may be mistaken, so we cling dogmatically to our conjectures."