"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."

"I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place."

"Anywhere is walking distance, if you've got the time."

"There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."

"If dracula can't see his reflection in the mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?"

"If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?"

"The motto of chivalry is also the motto of wisdom; to serve all, but love only one."

"Each memorable verse of a true poet has two or three times the written content."

"Streets full of water; please advise."

"The fragrance always remains in the hand that gives the rose."

"The making of a journalist: no ideas and the ability to express them."

"My one aim was to do a thing well and to excel if possible."