"Maybe someday I'll be able to shoot a film I'm proud of."

"So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause."

"Archaeology is the search for fact... not truth. If it's truth you're looking for, Dr. Tyree's philosophy class is right down the hall."

"Look at this. It's worthless - ten dollars from a vendor in the street. But I take it, I bury it in the sand for a thousand years, it becomes priceless."

"Well, I can't eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs. One should always eat muffins quite calmly. It is the only way to eat them."

"Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so."

"Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it."

"A pessimist, confronted with two bad choices, chooses both."

"There is no duty we so much underrate as the duty of being happy."

"You can overcome any obstacles by asking the right questions of the right people at the right time, then act on that advice with passion."