"When you feel in your gut what you are and then dynamically pursue it - don't back down and don't give up - then you're going to mystify a lot of folks."

"He enjoys true leisure who has time to improve his soul's estate."

"Getting kicked out of the American Bar Association is like getting kicked out of the Book-of-the-Month-Club."

"Feminism is the radical notion that women are people."

"The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling."

"Treat all disasters as if they were trivialities but never treat a triviality as if it were a disaster."

"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"

"No matter what I do, no matter how predictable I try to make my life, it will not be any more predictable than the rest of the world. Which is chaotic."

"1. Never tell everything at once."

"When a man is wrapped up in himself, he makes a pretty small package."