"There is no Them, there is only Us. Some of Us think this or some of Us think that, but we're all Us."

"It鈥檚 really easy to complain. If you鈥檙e not careful, then you end up complaining about your whole life. Concentrating on the good things is really good. Catch people doing good."

"Here's to our girlfriends and wives; may they never meet!"

"Can any man or woman choose duties? No more that they can choose their birthplace, or their father or mother."

"You have to lead people gently toward what they already know is right."

"As long as the world shall last there will be wrongs, and if no man objected and no man rebelled, those wrongs would last forever."

"I don't visit my parents often because Delta Airlines won't wait in the yard while I run in."

"Small minds are much distressed by little things. Great minds see them all but are not upset by them."