"Our flag is red,white, and blue. But our nation is a rainbow-Red,Yellow,brown,black, and white-and we're all precious in God's sight."

"It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the other half end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones!"

"Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both."

"...and in the long run, disease is more humane than war or starvation. My, isn't that gloomy?"

"In all human affairs there are efforts, and there are results, and the strength of effort is the measure of the results."

"Seeing death as the end of life is like seeing the horizon as the end of the ocean."

"Jews don't go camping. Life is hard enough as it is."

"The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug."

"According to classical aerodynamics, it is impossible for a bumblebee to fly."

"He who promises more than he is able to perform, is false to himself; and he who does not perform what he has promised, is a traitor to his friend."

"You have to reach a level of comfort with that risk."

"We do on stage things that are supposed to happen off. Which is a kind of integrity, if you look on every exit as being an entrance somewhere else."