"Changing a college curriculum is like moving a graveyard--you never know how many friends the dead have until you try to move them!"

"The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering."

"It is a mistake to suppose that God is only, or even chiefly, concerned with religion."

"You will have more fun on your vacation if you maintain a mental age of 18 or less. Act just old enough to make your travel connections and stay out of trouble."

"I've imagined great victories, and I've imagined great races. The races are better."

"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."

"I know half the money I spend on advertising is wasted. Now, if I only knew which half."

"Age is only a number, a cipher for the records. A man can't retire his experience. He must use it. Experience achieves more with less energy and time."

"Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. The human mind is our fundamental resource."

"Study the past if you would define the future."

"Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast."

"Sometimes, when one person is absent, the whole world seems depopulated"