"One of the weaknesses of our age is our apparent inability to distinguish our need from our greed."

"Why is the man (or woman) who invests all your money called a broker?"

"Power dements even more than it corrupts, lowering the guard of foresight and raising the haste of action."

"It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations."

"If Columbus had an advisory committee he would probably still be at the dock."

"The first rule to tinkering is to save all the parts."

"No matter how much you disagree with your kin, if you are a thoroughbred you will not discuss their shortcomings with the neighbors."

"No, I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb, and I also know I'm not blonde."

"Words -- so innocent and powerless as they are, as standing in a dictionary, how potent for good and evil they become in the hands of one who knows how to combine them."

"If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be closed for any other business."