"People want to know how much you care before they care how much you know."

"The world is divided into two kinds of people, those who spend a great deal of time saving money, and those who spend a great deal of money saving time."

"Happiness is not a destination. It is a method of life."

"What Every Computer Consultant Needs to Know: 1) In case of doubt, make it sound convincing. 2) Do not believe in miracles. Rely on them."

"One form to rule them all, one form to find them, one form to bring them all and in the darkness rewrite the hell out of them"

"Love isn't the most expensive emotion. Hate is. Because hate will eat you up inside and destroy you, long before it kills you."

"A good writer is not necessarily a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender."

"Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles."

"The only sure thing about luck is that it will change."

"When man turns tyrant it is his own freedom he destroys."

"Immature poets imitate; mature poets steal."

"REPOSE, v.i. To cease from troubling."